Teeth

Um, I loved this film. There it is, I've said it. Once you read on you may call me a feminist harpy but I can handle it.

Teeth is the story of a young girl who is an inspiration in the world of promise rings. She has vowed to remain pure and honestly intends to. It isn't until she finds herself in a compromising situation where we once again learn the importance of 'no means no' that we discover her hidden talent. That's right...I'm going to call it a talent. Her good china is all set up with it's own set of teeth. Yep, her cha cha has it's own set of chompers. Her hoo ha is....I think I've run out of them. He runs off screaming while his Nathan's Original stays on the ground. So, as any smart person would do she decides to go to a gynecologist who makes the tragic mistake of taking advantage of her and finds his fore digits (and I actually mean his digits this time) on the floor.

I don't want to give it all away, but she does learn to control her 'talent'. She kind of goes from a pure virgin to a whorish man stick eater. That was just fun to type.

The movie did a really good job of mixing a good story with something weird while making it funny enough that you keep watching. She has a complete switch of personality and it's a fun journey that you take with her. I feel like there was a lot of subtle imagery that's fun to analyse and the acting was pretty good. So, I proudly give this film an A, and not just because her hot pocket kicks ass.